Five Zeros

One two three four five
One two three four five
Five zeros, preceded by a two
Preceded by a dollar sign
Is too, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Wonderful for words
Hello old friend
Hello mister money
YouТve been away so long
Pull up a chair, put up your feet
Hello old friend
We've missed you Mister Money
So stick around
Don't leave us
Cause when you are here we eat!

(spoken) Ah yes. One more zero...
Five zeros preceded by a two
Preceded by a dollar sign is
Too, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wonderful for words!

Five zeros, preceded by a two
Is just the merest bagatelle
ThereТs so oh, oh, oh, oh, oh much more I can do
My newfound friends
why what good is money?
Except to bring salvation
to this sorry vale of tears?

My newfound friend
I'll take your sacred money
And soon you'll share the glory
when the theatre bursts with cheers!

Hello old friend
Hello Mister Broadway
You ainТt seen nothing yet
WeТre gonna tear this town apart
Hello old friend
We're bringing back to Broadway
An Oscar Jaffee classic that's commercial
Yet itТs art!
Five zeros, preceded by a two
Preceded by a dollar sign is
Too oh, oh, oh, oh, oh wonderful for words!