Florentine Poken

She was the daughter of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Read 'em 'n' weep
Was her adjustable slogan.

She was a debutante daisy
With a color-note organ
Deep in the street
She drove a '59 Morgan.

That's the kinda step she takes
When her hot breaks hot brakes
That's the kinda sound she makes
(Ooh, let go uh me)
When her crab cakes
(Arf arf arf)

She didn't like it when her fan belt
Shrunk and got shorter
(Ointment)
Battery leak could nearly cost her a quarter.

She didn't want to stay home
An' watch the pestle go mortar
Later she speaks
On how Perellis might court her.

Na-na-na-no, etc.

She was the daughter
Ah-ah-ah
Of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Po-oh-wo-oh-oh
Ga-ya-ee-annnn.

Read 'em 'n' weep
Read 'em 'n' weep
Read 'em 'n' weep etc.

Chester's go-rilla
She go quack
Chester's go-rilla
She go oink
Chester's go-rilla
She go moo
Chester's go-rilla
She go
Hratche-plche
Hratche-plche.