Woman: Where have you been?
Man: Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke?
Woman: What took you so long?
Man: Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up?
Woman: All I asked you to do was to get the Nellyville CD
Man: Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it
Woman: How hard was that?
Man: Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album...
Woman: Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your
Ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy...
Man: What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...shit what? 1
2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long. Okay, okay look baby,I got
It, just calm down
Woman: What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthafuckin' CD? What was so hard
About that?
Man: Drink some champaign
Woman: I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville?
Man: Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles)
Woman: Whatever. Where's the CD?
Man: Everybody Just chill out, You' know what I mean? yeah I got the Nelly for you'Yeah, I got it
I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version
Woman: The clean version?!
Man: What?
Woman: What?!
Man: Man, this is all they had
Woman: What you think this is rated PG?
Man: Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody
Don't you worry about the cussin'
Woman: You think we at the Prom... What the fuck is wrong with you?
Man: There's gonna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in...
Woman: Whatever. You know what? Where's my shit at? Get me out of this small ass, hot ass apartment anyways!
Man: Where your goin"? Oh, so your just gonna leave me like that!
Woman: Where's is my shit? Give me my coat, I;m ready to go
Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, Your just...
Woman:BYE!
Man:Well go ahead & just go. & the truth remains. Your
Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!
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