Grow A Pear

1. Last night I had enough of you
I put down the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard it was over your face
Since you're slipping and flipping
But here is the stitch
I signed up for a man
You are just a bitch.

You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
That you cried 'bout this and whine about that.

[Chorus:]
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Yeah I think you're hot
I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear
You can call me back.

2. When I first met you
Panties droppin'
Every time I saw you it was on and
One day you asked if we can just talk and
That's the reason why I'm walkin'
If I am honest I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryin' to be rude or crude
I just want one thing from you
And you got confused.

You should know
That I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love
You made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
That you cried 'bout this and whine about that.

[Bridge:]
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
When you grow a pear
You can call me back
Grow a pear
You can call me back
And no I don't want your man-gina.

[Chorus x2]