Happiness Is A Warm Gun

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah!
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane.

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust.

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, Yes it is
When I hold you in my arms
And When I feel my finger on your trigger
Oh Dont you know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
Happiness is a warm gun
Yes it is
Happiness is a warm, yes it is
Gun!
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma
Yeah!