Happy To Keep His Dinner Warm

New Rochelle, New Rochelle
That's the place where the mansion will be
For me and the darling bright young man
I picked out for marrying me.

He'll do well
I can tell
So it isn't a moment to soon
To plan on my life in New Rochelle
The wife of my darling tycoon.

Honey, you'll be a New Rochelle
Your darling tycoon will be here in the office
The future Mrs. Finch is in for some lonely nights.

Smitty, I'm prepared for exactly that sort of thing.

I'll be so happy to keep his dinner warm
While he goes on work... and not work
Happy to keep his dinner warm
'Till he comes wearily home from down town
I'll be there.

Waiting until his mind is clear
While he looks through me
Right through me
Waiting to say
Good evening dear
I'm pregnant
What's new with you
From down town?

I ought to be loved, by a man
I respect
To bask in a glow
Of his perfectly, understandable neglect
I ought to belong in the aura on his frown
Darling busy frown
Such heaven!

Wearing the wifely uniform
While he goes on work
And not work.

Happy to keep his dinner warm
'Till he comes wearily home
From down town.