House Hunting Song

So Finn and Jake
Set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough
For a kid and a dog on their own.

Here's a little house
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea dude
'Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn.

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.

A beehive, oh no
Don't put your foot in there, guy
Y'all tried that before
And you know it didn't turn out right.

Big shell, go inside
Look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out and barfs a tiger
Throwin' down potions for food and fire.

You know you should have stayed
And fought that sexy vampire lady
But Jake was feeling terrified
He was super scared of her vampire bite.

Which is understandable
'Cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable
And burnt out on dealing with mortals.

Oh Marceline
Why are you so mean?
(I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old)
(And I just lost track of my moral code)

Oh Marceline
Can't you see these guys are in pain?
(No I can't)
(I'm invested in this very cute video game)

So there go our boys
Walkin' on the icy ground
Headin' towards their destiny
I'm sure they'll figure somethin' out.