Hugh Damn Right

He was jack stacking up them twenty-two ounce cups
And his eyes were shot redder than the sun coming up
Half a keg to his name, getting ready for the game
Everybody knows what he's gonna do
Gonna run around and holla, do you know Hugh?

Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right
Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Everybody wanna get a little drunk tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right.

Through the beers and the years, never changed his gears
Every time I ever saw him hell raising yeehawin
Had a big old grin, three sheets to the wind
'Bout three eighty five, but everybody called him slim
Asked son, what you been up to?
He said hell, you know me, but do you know Hugh?

Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right
Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Everybody wanna get a little drunk tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right.

When I saw that country girl I thought Lord, have mercy, lookey here
This ain't no whine girl, shes like chasing Jack with beer
Better get my game on, can't let this one bolt
She came in here and looked me in the eyes and said, Colt.

Do you wanna have a good time, do you wanna have a good time?
Do you wanna have a good time? A really, really good time
Do you wanna have a good time? I sure do.

I looked her up and down and said:

Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Everybody wanna get a little crunk tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right
Do you know Hugh? Do you know Hugh?
Are you Miller? are you Coors? Bud? Or Lime?
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right
Is it Jack, is it Jim or a moon shine night
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right
If you're tall or off on the floor up tonight
Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right.

Hugh Damn Right, Hugh Damn Right.