Human Sacrifice

I don't mind admitting the last place I expected to finish up was as an exhibit in the chamber of horrors and not even at the main HQ but in Black Pole if you please, nowhere to be found on my long list of desirable places to spend the week ends and yet, not so long ago I have a fair claim to be the most popular man in London,

Stephen Ward your friendly ostheopath
I can fix your lower back for you
Also known for high class portraiter
And you'll find that that's not all I do

Whinston Churchil, Ava Garner
Different comptoirs same predicament
Ghandi was another regular
Called me his preferred medicament

I invented a new way of life
Some might call it unconventional
All that stuffing best word Englishness
I know something more consentual

You'll be wondering what I'm doing here
Stuck between Hitler and the Acid bath murderer
Let me warn you if the consequences if you get up
The nose of the establishment

If you give them what they're looking for
They'll be greatfull