I Could Be That Guy

Sweaty eddie
Sweaty eddie!
All of my life
That's what they've called me
And that's what i've been
The blur in the background
The king of uncool
The first at the office
The last in the pool
And it's true
But what can i do?
Tell me, why can't she see
There's much more to me
Deep within?
Picture a guy
A knight in rhinestone armor
Gleam in his eye
A zillion-watt smile
Sharp threads
Moves that get 'em starin'
A turner of heads
Cool beyond comparin'
Bringin' the pride
With a spring in his stride
And a fistful of style!

And i…
I could be that guy
I could be the cock of the walk
And the talk of the town
Leadin' the pack
When the action goes down!
Yeah, i –
I'll betcha i could set the
World astir
If i only let myself try
Well, i could be that guy
For her.

Foolish, i know (oh, no!)
I've never been a charmer
(charm her, charm her, charm her)
Just can't let go - (ooh - let go!)
But if i could
I would show 'em, but good
That i…
I could be that guy!
I could be the dude all in white
Bathed in light on the floor
Livin' out loud
As the crowd shouts for more!

Yes, i…
I could holler "Yes!" To destiny!
Time to step out.
No more fear, no more doubt.
It's time to grow some wings
And start to fly!

(oh, i…)
Oh, i…
(i could be that guy)
I just gotta relieve
I just gotta, gotta
(i could be that guy)
Gotta believe
(i could be that guy)
Lf i'd only believe
(i could be that guy)
If i'd only believe
(i could be that guy)
That i…
Yes, i could be that guy!

I could be the cream of the crop
Set to pop!
All the rage!
Blistering hot
In a spot center stage
Yes, i…
I got what it takes (hey!)
To break away! (break away!)

Aw, who am i kidding? I'll always be
Sweaty eddie to her.

But before it's my time to die
Hell, i will be that guy
Someday
Ooh, maybe someday
Maybe someday.