I'm Only Thinking Of Him

(Don Quixote's niece)
I'm only thinking of him
I'm only thinking of him
Whatever I may do or say
I'm only thinking of him!
In my body; it's well known
There is not one selfish bone
I'm only thinking and worrying about him!

I've been told he's chasing dragons
And I fear it may be true
If my groom should hear about it
Heaven knows what he will do!
Oh I dearly love my uncle
But for what he's done to me
I would like to take and lock him up
And throw away the key!
But if I do but if I do
There is one thing
That I swear will still be true
I'm only thinking of him.

I know I know my dear
I'm only thinking of him
Of course you are my dear
I'm only thinking and worrying about him
I understand.

I'm only thinking of him
I'm only thinking of him
Whatever I may do or say
I'm only thinking of him!
In the very heart of me
There is Christian charity
I'm only thinking and worrying about him!

Oh I think he's been too lonely
Living years without a spouse
So when he returns
I fear I may have trouble in the house
For they say he seeks a lady
Who his own true love shall be
God forbid that in his madness
He should ever think it's me!

If he should try I'll surely die
And I will grimly
Guard my honor as I cry
I'm only thinking of him
I'm only thinking of him
I'm only thinking and worrying about him.

Woe woe woe woe woe woe
Woe woe woe woe woe

I know I know my dear
Of course you are my dear
I understand.

Woe!
Woe!

They re only thinking of him
They re only thinking of him
How saintly is their plaintive plea
They're only thinking of him!
What a comfort to be sure
That their motives are so pure
As they go thinking and worrying about him!

Woe woe woe woe woe etc
At the inn.