I Shall Scream!

Mr. Bumble, I shall scream!
No you wouldn't, heigh ho
If I wanted something special
Then you couldn't say "no"
Did I nearly catch you smiling?
Yes I did. And it's beguiling
If you hand is close, I'll press it
Yes, you like it come confess it!
Yes, you do
No, I don't
Yes, you do!

I shall scream! I shall scream!
'Til they hasten to my rescue, I shall scream.

Since there's nobody that's near us
Who cold see us. or could hear us?
If you ask you can I kiss you
Say what will my pretty miss do?
I shall scream, scream, scream!

If I pinch you one pinch
From you shy protective shell
Can I un-inch you one inch?
Will my blinthesome, buxum beauty
Let her suitor do his duty?
Tho' his lap ain't very large, dear
Sit upon it -- There's no charge, dear
Will you sit?
No, I shan't
Will you sit?

I shall scream! I shall scream!
For the safety of my virtue I shall sream
Tho' your knee is rather cosy
See my cheeks are getting rosy
You would have me in your power
If I sat here for an hour.

I shall scream, scream, scream!
You're a naughty bad man
If you think I can't be proper
Prim and haughty I can
And you'll pardon if I mention
You must state your true intention
Is there not another room here?
No!

If there would be a bride and groom here --- would there be?
Well there might
We shall see.

I shall scream! I shall scream!
At the thought of what you're thinking, I shall scream!

You will wonder where the scream went
When we ome to an agreement
As my lovey-dovey is chubby
Could she love a chubby hubby?

I shall scream, Mr. Bumble!
I shall scream, Bumble-Wumble!
I shall scream, scream, scream!