I Wish You Were Beer

[Verse 1:]
If you were just another hangover
Baby, I'd already be over you, over you
If you were just a two-for-one
I wouldn't have to face the sober truth, the sober truth
If you were just one in a pack of twelve
I could grab another one off the shelf
I wouldn't be twice, but baby I.

[Chorus:]
I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking
I wish you were here, But since you ain't, I've been thinking
I wish I could let go, and you just disappear
If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold
I wish you were beer, I wish you were beer.

[Verse 2:]
If you were just a Saturday night
You just be a blurred Sunday morning, Sunday morning
But you're not, you're sticking around
You tangle me up, you're bringing me down
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You heard so good and I heard so bad.

[Chorus:]
I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking
I wish you were here, But since you ain't, I've been thinking
I wish I could let go, and you just disappear
If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold
I wish you were beer, I wish you were beer.

[Bridge:]
If you were just one in a pack of twelve
I could grab another one off the shelf
I wouldn't think twice
Baby I.

[Chorus:]
I wish you were beer, I wish I was drinking
I wish you were here, But since you ain't, I've been thinking
I wish I could let go, and you just disappear
If you gotta be that cold, if you gotta be that cold
I wish you were beer, oh
I wish you were beer
If you gotta be that cold, I wish you were beer.