I Won't Be Home For Christmas

Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la)
(tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la).

1. Outside the carolers start to sing
I can't describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don't bring me.

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It's christmas time again.

So i stand with anh dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
Oh god i hate these satan's helpers.

And then i guess i must have snapped
Because i grabbed anh baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter.

[Chorus:]
It's christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

2. Well i guess it's not cool to freak on christmas eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage.

And even though the jail didn't have anh tree
Christmas came anh night early
Causes anh guy named bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn).

[Chorus:]
It's christmas time again
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
I'm growing tired of all this christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don't wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas
I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas (please post my bail)
I won't be home
I won't be home for christmas.