I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Acoustic Version)

Oh
Well imagine
As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"And yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of...

Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact
Well I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast
So pour the champagne pour the champagne.

I'd chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again.

I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.

I'd chime in
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality again.