Icky Thump

Yah-hee, icky thump
Who'd-a thunk?
Sittin' drunk
On a wagon to Mexico.

Her hair, what a chump
And my head
Got a bump
When I hit it on the radio.

Red-head señorita
Lookin' dead
Came to said
"I need a bed" en español.

So I gave a drink of water
I'm gonna sing around the collar
Well, I don't need a microphone.

Icky thump, with the lump
In my throat
Grab my coat
And now it's reckon
I was ready to go.

Yeah, I swam beside the hair
She had one white eye
One blank stare
Lookin' up, lyin' there.

On a stand in her hair
Was a candy cane
Black rum, sugar cane
Dry eye, somethin' strange!

La la, la la la la la la la la la laaa laaa laaa.

Well, Americans:
What, nothin' better to do?
Why don't you kick yourself out?
You're an immigrant too.

Who's usin' who?
What should we do?
Well you can't be a pimp
And a prostitute too.

Icky thump, handcuffed to a bunk
Robbed blind
Looked around
And there was nobody else.

Left alone
I hit myself with a stone
Went home
And learned how to clean up after myself.