If I Were A Bell

[SKY:]
Are you alright?

[SARAH:] Am I alright?
Ask me how do I feel,
Ask me now that we're cozy and clinging!
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed tonight
That's the way I've just got to behave
Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light!
And if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel
Little me with my quiet upbringing
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging!

And if I were a watch I'd start
Popping my spring...
Or if I were a bell
I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong-ding
Ask me how do I feel
From this Chemistry lesson I'm learnin'

[SKY:]
Yeah, Chemistry!

[SARAH:]
Well, sir, all I can say
Is if I were a bridge
I'd be burning
Yes, I knew my moral would crack

From the wonderful way that you look
Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack!
And if I were a goose I'd be cooked!
Ask me how do I feel,
Ask me now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad
I know I'd be splashing my dressing
Ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing
Well, if I were a bell
I'd go ding-dong-ding-dong
Diiiiiiiiiiiiiing!