Interrogation Song

Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin.

We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut.

That night, at 10:03
were you inside the portrait gallery.

From 10 oclock to 10:04
is when we played the shows encore.

Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?

My alibi is water tight
The audience saw me sing all night.

Monsieur, we know you did the crime.

I was on stage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection.

Thank you, Kermit
No more questions.

Allo, I think it's time for good cop romantic cop
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
And now's your chance to save your hide.

Miss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show.

S: Tell us how the art was taken
T: If you want to save your bacon

MP: I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen was audience hearts.

S: We can give you a plea deal
T: All you have to do is squeal

MP: I'm not a thief I don't know how
All I've ever taken is a bow

T: We'll catch the swine who did this job

MP: Give up the pig puns creep
Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion

T&S: Thank you Piggy no more questions

T: I think she liked me

S: I don't think your puns are helping the investigation

T: You know...
I think they did it

S: No they didn't

T: Yes they did and we can pin it

S: if they did how did they do it?

T: if they didn't how didn't they didn't?

S: if they didn't then it's easy 'cuz they simply didn't do it

T: if they did it then i knew it but we've nothing that can prove it
Excuse me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz

S: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played Mardid

Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull
and rushed off stage to the hospital

T: Gonzo, what do you know
About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado

G: I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed

S: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin'

G: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Camilla was there she'll cooperate

T: Madame are you willing to corroborate

-chicken clucks-

S: Will somebody get this chicken out of here

G: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection

T&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questions

T: Let's go from the start
What do you know about the stolen art

Lew: I didn't know there was a plan

Dr. Teeth: Your accusations far out man

Honewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime
are less than point 009

Swedish Chef: *Gibberish*

T: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation

- What the chef just said to you
was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it's not Swedish

Animal Grunts and laughs

Penguins Cluck

Fozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impression

T&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questions

T: They didn't

S: No they didnt

T: there's no way they did the crime

S: They couldn't, They're too stupid

T: They're not criminal master minds

S: We do not know who did it
but we know who didn't do it

T&S: So we know who didn't do it
Yes we know who didn't do it~

T: They are incapable of being culpable