Irresponsible

Is it so wrong if i dont pay my rent?
No responsibility i gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I dont care! Fresh air's for squares!
Now if it were up to me, the piper would be up the creek
And the fiddler too, neither of you would be paid
I need the cash for getting laid!
And i dont mind
To seem unusually unkind.

You ask what kind of guy am i?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who dont have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and i dont care if the whole world burns!

I live my life without a care
I dont have time to be politically aware
I hate to have to think I hate feelings too
I'll leave those choices for some pathetic sap like you
Dont talk to me about the dolphin in the tuna net
Im on the tuna's side. hey, dolphin tastes quite good i bet
I'd never lie: My hair requires Aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And i dont care about the hole in the sky
The broke don't mind. Why should I?
It just so happens im that type of guy.

You ask what kind of guy am i?
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who dont have time for rules
The irresponsible who
Wouldn't be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible and i dont care if the whole world burns!
Let it burn!

It's a bloody miracle that i haven't gotten distracted by a scourge
And got bored and just walked away before the end of this god forsaken tune.