It Can't Be True

Everything Charlotte says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her
‘Cause she says she saw Kendra and Evan at the mall
Standing face to face…
Laughing and talking and holding hands
And slurping all the way to
First base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie
You better not believe her!

No way! Kendra and Evan?
Yep
But what about Brett?

I know, it's crazy! But really, really, really, don't say anything!
Of course not! I won't say a word
Y'ello?
Cassie?
Charlotte!
Yo.

Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie
Everything Charlotte says is a lie
Everything Molly says is a lie
You better not believe her!

‘Cause I just heard that
She said she saw
Kendra and Evan
On their bikes
Having a little race.

Molly saw Kendra in the park
Letting Evan get to second base!
But everything Charlotte says is a lie!
You better not believe her!

Holy Mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true!
No, you can't repeat a single word I'm telling you!
And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Cassie says is a lie…
Everything Molly says is a lie…
Everything Charlotte says is…
It's a lie, it's a lie, it's a lie!

Making up stories, I don't know why
You better not believe her!
So don't say nothing
But she just told me.

She said she saw
Kendra and Evan at the game
Then they vanished without a trace
Then she saw Kendra under the bleachers
Lettin' Evan get to
Third base!

Holy mack-a-roly, oh, it can't be true!
There's an awful lot of trouble they could get in to!
And oh, can you imagine what Brett would do
If he heard that kind of a rumor?

Everything Kendra says is a lie!
It's a lie! It's a lie! It's a lie!
Doin' the tongue with some other guy!
You better believe it!

‘Cause he said she saw
She said she saw
She said he saw
Kendra and Evan at the mall
Kendra and Evan at the park
Kendra and Evan at the lake
Kendra and Evan at the movies
Kendra and Evan at the zoo.

(running in)
And I just saw them
Right now!