(It's) Hairspray (Live)

What gets a girl power and punch?
Is it a charm?
Is it a poise? No, it's hairspray
What gets a gal asked out to lunch?
Is it brains?
Is it dough? No, it's hairspray
If you take a ride with no can at your side, then your flip will become with the wind
But if you spray it and lock it
You can take off it a rocket
And in outer space, each hair will be in place
Why take a chance if you get up and dance?
If you twist, I insist you use hairspray
And tell your mother her hands, you should smother with ultra clutch faithfully.

So, if you're a red head, a blonde, or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just get) the only thing better than hairspray, that's me
Forget the milk man
The only thing better than hairspray, that's me
What makes a man reach out and touch ultra clutch?
So, if you're a red head, a blonde, or brunette
Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just get) the only thing better than hairspray, that's me
(He's Corny Collins)
The only thing better than hairspray, that's me.