JCB Song

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB
I'm five years old and my dad's
A giant sittin' beside me.

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin', "Don't forget your shovel
If you want to go to work".

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are gettin' all impatient and angry, but we don't mind.

An' we're holdin' up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh woah
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, woah
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school, oh no.

And we pull over to let cars past
And pull off again, speedin' by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digga
Like Zoids, or Transformers, or maybe even bigga.

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's BA Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas.

And we're holdin' up the bypass, woah
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school.

And we're holdin' up the bypass, oh
Me and my dad havin' a top laugh, oh whoa
I'm sittin' on the toolbox, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school.

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB.

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round.

And we're holdin' up the bypass, whoa oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh, oh whoa
And I'm sittin on the toolbox, oh, oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school.

I said
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his.

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me round in his JCB.