John Wayne Is Big Leggy

Shotgun gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
O.k. Showdown.

Shotgun gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
O.k. Showdown

Shotgun gimme
Gimme low down fun boy
O.k. Showdown, showdown
Take me away.

He's as big as a ranch
Take me away
He's as tough as they come
J-J-J-J-J-John wayne.

Take me away
He's so long
Take me away
You know he's never wrong
J-J-J-J-John Wayne.

He stands so high it's enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what's right and he knows that god is with him
'Cos he is right big leggy lives
J-J-J-J-T-John wayne.

John Wayne in lovers lane making whoopee with his squaw
But his bullet belt keeps a gettin' in the way
It's making his life a bore.

So she says to him Take off that thing
It's getting right between us
Now listen honey
I can't do that no even for you my sweetness
Now Big John
If that's a fact then how d'you propose we do our act?
If that's the way it's gonna be get the hell out of my tepee
Now speckled hen you stop your squawkin'
Big Bad Rooster's doin' the talking
I know a trick we ought to try tune right over you'll know why.

He stands so high it's enough to make any red skin cry
If you wonder why he stands so high
It's just the space between him and the sky
If you wonder why he stands so high
If you wonder why he stands so high
If you wonder why he stands so high.

Take me away John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away John Wayne is big leggy
Take me away John Wayne.

He stands so high it's enough to make any red skin cry '
Shotgun gimme gimme low down fun boy - o.k. Showdown.