Kick The Bride Down The Aisle

Kick the bride down the aisle.

And make no mistake
It's the best you can do for everyone's sake.

Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day
I know so much more than I'm willing to say.

She just wants a slave
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I say.

Kick the bride down the aisle
In a mudslide of gloom
She'll order you to tidy your room.

Kick the bride down the aisle
Look at that cow in the field
It knows more than your bride knows now.

She just wants a slave
To break his back in pursuit of a living wage
So that she can laze and graze
For the rest of her days
Write down every word I say.

You're that stretch of the beach
That the tide doesn't reach
No meaning, no reason
The lonely season.

Kick the bride down the aisle
And treasure the day.