Last Loser In The Universe

Sleight of hand, keep them guessing
They won't believe their eyes (Come on)
Focus man, don't get messy
You'll ruin the surprise
I made the choice, to be the one
Who could make myself disappear
I have a voice, but they hear not
Wait 'til I show them all one year.

If they could see me
Then they would believe me
I'm not a fake
They'll see my magic's real
Through all their laughter, this human disaster
Will silence their teasing with a big reveal
With tremendous power, comes a social curse
To be the last loser in the universe.

Steady hand, filled with fury
And always follow through
Mom and dad, sometimes worry
About the things I do
Who needs a friend who understands
That I choose to live this way
Go ahead, condescend
Til you see first hand
Oh yes, I'll show you one day.

If they could see me
Then they would believe me
I'm not a fake
They'll see my magic's real
Nothing but laughter, if I could think faster
I'd join in the teasing and hide the way I feel
It seems my only power
Is to make a crowd disperse
Cuz I'm just a loser.

Eleven hours, practicing every day
You're almost there
Get it right, no mistakes
I've just got to find a way to show them,
I'm amazing
So I might suck at sports, and I might lag behind
And I may blow at speaking up and social cues
But I can blow your mind.

Steady hand, keep them guessing
Though they seem not to be phased
That's okay, still impressing
So soon they'll be amazed
A time will come
When I'll see my name
Shine in the Vegas lights
This world I'm from
Won't be the same
When I reach the greater heights.

If they could see me
Then they would believe me
I'm not a fake
They'll see my magic's real
Through all their laughter, this human disaster
Will silence their teasing with a big reveal
With tremendous power, comes a social curse
To be the last loser in the universe.