Learn The Hard Way

Hey, there little darling
Where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town
And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field
Till the morning light
Then me and your old man
Are gonna have to fight.

Start the loving in the truck
And wind up in the ditch
Then The old man will come a runnin'
With a hickory switch.

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Buddy showed me just
How fast a car can go
I'll race you for your pink slip
Right before this show.

Put your girlfriend in the bet
To make things good
'Cause, she's been staring at me
Like no girlfriend should.

Bastard's sitting right there
On the starting line
Stuck the sugar in your gas tank
By myself last night.

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Hey, there little darling
Where'd the old man go?
Why don't we get out of town
And do it all night long?

And we can lie out in the field
Till the morning light
Then me and your old man
Are gonna have to fight.

Start the loving in the truck
And wind up in the ditch
Then the old man will come a runnin'
With a hickory switch.

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?

Oh, no, gotta learn this someday
Why I gotta learn the hard way?