Marshall Vs The Machines

Gather round, ye children
To hear the tale so sweet
Of a man who dared to race machines
With nothing but his feet.

With hair of auburn beauty
A hero dressed in jeans
He's fighting for America.

Marshall!
Versus the machines...

Hah!
Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo.

As Marshall ran with all his might
And passed his friend, Christine
He thought of all the times that he had
Beaten the machine:

He triumphed over Pitfall
He vanquished the alarm
He brought the jukebox back to life
With his Fonzarelli arm

Marshall!
Versus the machines...

Yah!
Move along! Yah!
Move along! Yah!

Our hero's strength was fading fast
Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....ed green
He then thought back to all the times
He'd lost to a machine:

The cable box's fearsome bite
The stapler's mighty sting
The cable box's bite again.

Getting too tired
To sing...

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Marshall!
Versus the machines.

Our hero starts his journey
With steely eyed resolve
But let's skip ahead to later
With a slow dissolve ...

So tired, dehydrated
Not making any sense
But wait a second,
Why is Bigfoot standing by that fence?

I'm not hallucinating
Bigfoot really exists
But everyone knows he quit smoking years ago.

Oh, crap. I'm losing it.