Marunouchi Sadistic

Houshuu wa nyuusha go heikou sen de
Toukyou wa aisedo nani mo nai.

Rikken 620 choudai
Juukyuman mo motte inai ochanomizu.

Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu.

Saikin wa ginza de keikan gokko
Kokkyou wa koete mo shousha hissui.

Ryoushuusho wo kaite choudai
Zeirishi nante tsuite inai kourakuen.

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte.

Ao kande itte choudai
Shuuden de kaerutteba ikebukuro.

Maasharu no nioi de tonjatte taihen sa
Maiban zecchou ni tasshite iru dake
Ratto hitotsu wo shoubaidougu ni shite iru sa
Soshitara benjii ga hai ni utsutte torippu.

Shourai sou ni natte kekkon shite hoshii
Maiban shingu de yuugi suru dake
Piza ya no kanojo ni natte mitai
Soshitara benjii atashi wo gurecchi de utte.