Masterfade

[Verse 1:]
Well you sure didn't look like you were having any fun
With that heavy-metal gaze they'll have to measure in tons
And when you look up at the sky
All you see are zeros
And all you see are zeros and ones.

You took my hand and led me down to watch the kewpie doll parade
We let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
It's not that I just didn't care I must admit I was afraid
And I'm awfully glad my finger's resting gently on the masterfade.

[Chorus:]
The masterfade, I could have played along
The masterfade, I could have played Mah Jongg
But it just takes too long.

[Bridge:]
And I just can't remember which way the east wind blows
Does it matter? If we're all matter
What's the matter?
Does it matter if we're all matter when we're done
When the sky is full have zeros and ones?

[Verse 2:]
I saw you standing all alone in the electrostatic rain
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain
With GPS you know it's all just a matter have degrees
Your happiness won't find you underneath that canopy have trees.

If the green grass is six and the soybeans are seven
The junebugs are eight the weeds and thistles are eleven
And if the ones just hold their place the zeros make a smiley face
When they come floating down from the heavens.

You took my hand and led me down to watch a papillon parade
And we let the kittens lick our hair and drank our chalky lemonade
You squeezed my hand and told me softly that I shouldn't be afraid
Cause all the while your finger's resting gently on the masterfade.

[Chorus]

[Outro:]
And who the hell can remember which way the east wind blows
When you're lying on the ground staring up at that inverted compass.

I mean Christ, who knows.