Me, Who Am I

Me
Who am I?
A far-from-perfect guy.

A bum who wants to do what's right
But often does what's wrong
A kid who's voice is way off key
But loves to sing a song.

A guy who dreams like a lion
But wakes up like a lamb
Me, who am I?
But the guy
I am
That's
Who'm
I!

His Royal Highness
Christopher Rupert
Slayer of dragons
Pitiless to ogres
Destroyer of griffins and giants
No friend to gargoyles.

Nice to the needy
Sportsman and poet
A guy who dreams like lion
But wakes up like a lamb.

Me
Who am I
But the guy I am.

He's our hero!
Such perfection!
He's the kind of guy
Who we'd all like to be.

What's the use of
Self-reflection?
Church bells will ring
When you are king
People will sing
There is no one quite like.

Me
Who am I?
A far from perfect guy.

A jerk who wants to do what's right
But often does what's wrong
A drip who's voice is way off key
But loves to sing a song.

A dope who dreams like a lion
But wakes up like a lamb
Me, who am I
But the guy I am
That's who'm
I!
That's
Who'm
I! Ha!

His Royal Highness
Christopher Rupert
Slayer of dragons
Pitiless to ogres.

Destroyer of griffins and giants
No friend to gargoyles!
Nice to the needy
Sportsman and poet.

Swordsman, statesman
Nifty dancer
Sailor of the oceans
Surveyor of the mountains and valleys.

He's a prince
What a guy! What a guy!
What a guy! What a guy!

He's a plain and simple
Complicated fascinating guy!
What a guy!
Ha!