Mine Turtle

Mine turtle.

[Verse 1]
Mine turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by
Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie
Skater kid tells the cop "you can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When mine turtle says hello to you.

Mine turtle.

[Verse 2:]
Mine turtle's traveled round the world, from cairo to madrid
Saw a gun-toting potato and the i like trains kid
Visited desmond on the moon in his flying machine
Fought the aliens!

"throoooww the cheeeese!"

[Verse 3:]
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine
Went back in time to 100 million b.c
The caveman asked, "what kind of animal are you?"
"technically i'm a tortoise."

"i am a stegosaurus!!"

Mine turtle.

[Verse 4:]
Listen up, i'll tell you where mine turtle came from
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named tom
He shouted, "drunk science!", then he drank a cold one
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.

"look out he's got a nose!"
"wait, no he doesn't.."
Mine turtle.