More Of Him To Love

Oh when I was just a girl
I used to dream of a boy
Who would bring me lots of sweets
And be mein Schwarzwald of joy
My Herr Gloop was quite a meal
But now he seems like just a crumb
'Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come!

So we were wed and in mein magen
Something big began to bloom
And my liver and my kidney
Had to vacate to make room
Then the blessed day arrived
And out he rolled so round and sweet
And the first words that he uttered were.

Let's eat!
Ja!
So mit strudel, he'd canoodle
How he loved my pretzel pie
He ate the whole kit and kaboodle
And grew wide as well as high
Though his size is rather shocking
He's what I was traumen of
'Cause there is more, more, more of him to love.

Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy. Schpill your guts!

Like mein mutter und mein vater
I enjoy a healthy meal
Yes my outside's soft und flabby
But my inside's made of steel
We raise piggies in the backyard
And I eat them limb from limb.

We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!

Nein!

So this morning I was eating
When such hunger did attack
Und fifty Wonka bars were waiting
For a nice mid-breakfast snack
But the taste was kind of different
Like a bratwurst three days old
So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold!

Now I'm the perfect ticket winner
For on chocolate I did teeth
I am excited but keep eating
'Cause I only stop to breath
And a lifetime full of chocolate
A gesundheit from above
And there'll be more, more, more of me to love.

Oh-de-lay-ee
Oh-de-lay-ee
Oh-de-lay-ee
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee.

Oh-de-lay-ee
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Oh-de-lay-ee
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee.

Oh-de-lay-ee
Oh-de-lay-ee
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Oh-de-lay-ee
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-le.