My Finger

Momma gave me a warning
Said you have a wandering eye
It hit me this morning
I don't buy your alibi.

I was picking up flowers
And I was chasing cakes
You were picking on women
Staying out too late.

Don't think I'm walking down that isle.

You won't see me dressed in white
Won't be no wedding night
Gonna trade my blue and barrow for someone new
Forget the honeymoon, I never said "I do"
If it's death do us part, I'll have a funeral for you.

You dug your grave the day you kissed her
Take your ring and here's my finger.

Come get your t-shirt
The one with her lipstick stains
Don't worry, you can keep it
I'm keeping my last night.

So save your sorry's
And save your breathe
To me you're history
And I'm your regret.

Thank God I didn't walk that isle
You won't see me dressed in white
Won't be no wedding night
Gonna trade my blue and barrow for someone new
Forget the honeymoon, I never said "I do"
If it's death do us part, I'll have a funeral for you.

You dug your grave the day you kissed her
Take your ring and here's my finger.

Long, black limousine
Cut the cans hanging from a string
Hit the car wash, get the windows clean
Wiping away "Just Married" yeah.

Long, black limousine
Me and my girls gonna hit the scene
Pop the champagne and a toast to me
Single lady.

You won't see me dressed in white
Won't be no wedding night
Gonna trade my blue and barrow for someone new
Forget the honeymoon, I never said "I do"
If it's death do us part, I'll have a funeral for you.

You dug your grave the day you kissed her
Take your ring and here's my finger.

Take your, take your diamond ring
It never ever meant a thing
Take your, take your diamond ring
It never ever, ever meant a thing
Take your, take your diamond ring
It never ever meant a thing.