Negativ Ed

Negative Ed
Don't play my bassline wrong, dickhead
Negative Ed
They say you're a nervous Ned
Negative Ed
Lives in my brain, out of his head
Negative Ed
He's not ok and I'm just dead.

Ned
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Wow.

Negative Ed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh why you so negative?

[Woman yelling in french]
Eh mais putain, mais pourquoi t'es si négatif?
Non mais tu te fous de ma gueule, ça fait combien de jours que tu t'es pas lavé?
Lave-toi putain (...) Tu pues! Ta gueule putain! Ferme ta gueule! Putain ferme ta gueule! Tu m'saoules! Dégage! Sors de chez moi! J'te déteste!

I think it's (???)
(???) My name is Ariel dickhead
Negative Ed
(???)
Negative Ed
Out of his way
He's anti-dead.

Ned
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negative Ed
Don't bump the negatory.

Negatory Negatory
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Negative Ed
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Why you so negative?

Ta gueule!
Tu sers à rien, tu passes tes journées à t'branler après tu veux même pas m'baiser, putain mais sors de chez moi!