Neighbourhood

[Hook:]
Who lives in a house like this? (x2)

[Verse 1:]
In number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day, but he's a woman at night
There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start the third world war.

[Chorus 1:]
Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood.

[Verse 2:]
In 110 they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the TV with the repo men
In 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty cuz they're all doing time.

[Chorus 2:]
Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
My neighbourhood, my, my, my beautiful neighbourhood.

[Hook]

[Verse 3:]
In number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer.

[Chorus 2]

[Hook]

[Verse 4:]
Oh they want to knock us down, cuz they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you better come prepared cuz they won't take us alive.

[Chorus 2]