Nice Guys

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But, you only date bad guys so
I'll give in my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

I never open the door
Or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was but I don't really care
And if you ever get cold you just have to hack it
Cause I'd be cold too if I gave you my jacket
You like WHOA, you ain't sitting up front
Front is for the homies, you can sit in the trunk
I'll never answer my phone whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But, you only date bad guys so
I'll give in my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

And Ima BEAT you!
At every competition
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission
Wait no, I take that back, you can't go
House is on tonight and that's my favorite show
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah, you do
Wait let me speak your language
Cows go Mooo!
Mooo, Mooo, MOOOO!!!

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
Hoh oh oh, you only date bad guys so
I'll give in my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

But behind the scenes she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful
And show her that she's loved
Hold her hand when she's scared
Tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart BECAUSE

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
Hoh, you only date bad guys so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to