No Christmas In Hell

My Christmas tree caught on fire but who needs that dirty shrub?
Every Christmas song is a liar in the lonely Christmas club.

Every snow globe's magic scene
Holds two ice skater figurines
But when you shake it up it's a shaken up you and me.

Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?

Santa never read my letter how am I gonna make his list?
At least I got this ugly sweater that I wore when we first kissed.

But there's nothing up Santa's sleeve
Or under any stupid tree
That would bring you back bring you back to me.

Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?

I wanna few necessities next year
I want you, some therapy, and a beer oh my Dear
It's Christmas hell this year.

Cuz there ain't no Christmas in Hell
This Christmas business this year really got me down
No, there ain't no Christmas in Hell
Cuz what the hell is Christmas if you ain't around?