No Reason

[DELIA]
The universe
Is more than just space with no end
La-la-la-la-la!
Just think of the universe as a female best friend
And you can be like
"Hey, Universe, what's happening, girl?"
And she'll be like
"Oh, nothing - just running the world."
And you'll be like "What?"
And the universe will be like "I know!"
You're on the right track, girl
I got your back, girl
I'm helping you grow
Think positive
Act positive
You are a child of the Earth!

(spoken)
Life-coaching!
Nailing it!

(sung)
Time to take command
You dictate the hand
The universe deals
Look!
Science makes no sense
Who needs evidence?
Go with your feels
I'm like a radio
Tuned to the stars
I found my frequency
Crystals speak to me.

[LYDIA, spoken]
What are they saying?
[DELIA, spoken]
Buy more crystals!

(sung)
Everything, everything happens for a reason
Be a beacon of light in the world
Put a little alright in the world
There is spiritual guides above
Look up and see 'em!
Perception is reality
Just listen to the melody the universe sings
'Cause everything- everything happens for a reason.

[LYDIA, spoken]
Gee, I hate to break it to you
(sung)
The universe is just the contents of time, matter and space
[DELIA, spoken]
Yeah
[LYDIA, sung]
Ninety-one billion light-years across and the Earth's a small place
Where good people die
[DELIA, spoken]
No-
[LYDIA, spoken]
Yeah.

(sung)
In famine and wars
The Pacific Islands are sinking
But negative thinking is hardly the cause
You think life is all unicorns and rainbows 'cause you're bored
And positivity is a luxury that few can afford.

We're gonna die
Yes, you and I
In meaninglessness and alone.

[DELIA]
No no no!
No!
One day you may wake up alone.

[LYDIA, spoken]
Okay?
[DELIA]
'Cause your husband and his boyfriend bought a boat
And then they sailed away to Rome
[LYDIA, spoken]
That's specific.

[DELIA]
So you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair
Talking to the walls 'cause there's no one there
And you have to buy a cat
'Cause that's your last chance to have a family
Take it from me!
That your aging ass will have to believe that!

Everything- everything happens for a reason
Put some more fun in the world
A little "I AM STILL YOUNG" in the world
Be prepared to take your eggs and freeze 'em.

[LYDIA, spoken]
Is this still about me?
[DELIA]
'Cause everything- everything happens
[LYDIA]
Sounds like terrible things can happen
Because the universe is random
[DELIA, spoken]
Yes, but
(sung)
Random for a reason!
[LYDIA]
No reason!