Pal Joey: Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered

After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no Bromo Seltzer handy
I don't even shake.

Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half pint imitation
Put me on the blink.

I'm wild again
Beguilded again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.

Couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.

Lost my heart but what of it?
My mistake, I agree
He's a laugh, but I live it
Because the laugh's on me.

A pill he is
But still he is
All mine and I'll keep him until he is
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, like me.

Seen a lot
I mean I lot
But now I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.

I'll sing to him
Each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered, am I.

When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Horizontally speaking
He's at his very best.

Vexed again
Perplexed again
Thank God I can't be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I.