Poison Ivy

Thought by some to not be about a plant at all
But rather a young lady with a social disease.

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch.

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes creepin', around.

She's pretty as a daisy
But look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her under your skin.

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes creepin', around.

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch.

A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch.

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around.

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes creepin', around.

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch.

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