Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh; Il Muto

They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
Should he suspect her, God protect her!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
This faithless lady's bound for HADES!
Shame! Shame!! Shame!

Serafimo your disguise is perfect
Who can this be?
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband
My love I am called to England on affairs of State
And must leave you with your new maid
Though I'd happily take the maid with me.
The old fool's leaving!

Serafimo away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha, Haha
Time I tried to get a better better half!
Poor fool, he doesn't know!

Hoho, Hoho...
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
He's here: the Phantom of the Opera
It's him
Your part is silent, little toad!
A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my
Poor fool, he makes me laugh
Hahahahaha!

Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak
Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time
When the role of the Countess will be played by Miss Christine Daae
Meanwhile, we'd like to give you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera
Are you alright?
Raoul, we're not safe here
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats
Do not panic
It was an accident simply an accident.