Put 'Em Back

Put 'em back
The way they wuz
Oh put 'em back the way they wuz.
They was dumb they was heathen
But at least they was breathin
So whatever else you does

Put 'em back the way they wuz!
Put 'em back [put em back]
The way they wuz [the way they wuz]
Oh put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was plumb unattractive
But by gum they was active
So I beg you kindly 'cause
Put 'em back the way they wuz!

Put 'em back [put 'em back]
The way they wuz [they way they wuz]
Oh put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was not known for beauty
But they sho done they duty
And they made the boudior buzz!
Put 'em back the way they wuz!
They was long lean and lanky
But they loved hanky-panky
They did things that outdone duz!
Put 'em back the way they wuz!
They wuz vile lookin' varments
Wearing vile lookin' garments
But they knowed a his from huz...
Put 'em back the way they wuz!

Put 'em back [put 'em back]
The way they wuz [they way they wuz]
Oh put 'em back the way they wuz!

They was no shakes as lovers
But they warmed up the covers
Covered as they wuz with fuzz!

Put 'em back the way they wuz!