Rah-Rah, Tip-Top

(spoken) Your Majesty!
(spoken)
Lord Bingham. Lords. What news of our Empire?

Everything sails, your Highness
Troubles in France are dead
Nothing in Wales, your Highness
To bother the royal head
Taxes increase, your Highness
Even when gained by force
Ev'rywhere peace, your Highness
Ireland aside, of course...

(spoken) Ireland?
(spoken) Hardly worth mentioning
(spoken)
No. No please, Lord Bingham, mention it...

Well...
Only last week, your Highness
One of our ships attacked
Caught in a sneak, your Highness
Boarded at dawn and sacked
Leave it to us, your Highness
We'll locate the Irish ship
What's to discuss, your Highness
Everything's...pip!

Rah-rah, tip-top
Ev'rything's right as rain
Rah-rah, tip-top
Here in the Queen's domain
Sea to sea to sea
The English crown is holding sway.

Don't allow the Irish bog
To taint the royal day.

As it has been!
So shall it be!
God save the Queen!
England eternally

Rah-rah, tip-top
Perfectly in the pink!

(spoken)
The captain of this ship you cannot locate - what is his name?

What's his name? I blush to testify
And oh, you're bound to laugh when you hear why
For, your Highness, it turns out, you see
That he ... is a she

(spoken)
What? A female captain?!

Grace O'Malley is her name
She strikes at night
Countless cruel, bloodthirsty men
At her command
Were I not bound for Asia
I'd fix Ireland myself.

If your true desire
Is to see Ireland
Brought to heel
We commission you
Lord Governor true
Of all of Ireland
Crush the clans
The pirates too.

(spoken) But, your majesty...

Do not tha-a-a-a-a-ank me - Kneel.

Rah-rah, tip-top
Masterfully resolved!
One bold stroke, the
Matter of Ireland solved!

"Difficult," King Henry said
"To govern like a king"
One day out, already
You've a handle on thing.

As it has been!
So shall it be!
God save the Queen!
England eternally.

Rah-rah, tip-top
So goes the old refrain
Rah-rah, tip-top
Ev'rything's right as rain!
Ev'rything's right as rain!