Real Boy

[Verse 1:]
Every time we touch your hands are colder, colder
There no beating coming from your wooden chest
Frozen grin, a mannequin
When I get closer
I can see the strings there underneath your vest.

[Pre-Chorus:]
If you can cry real tears then
You’re gonna cry them all for me
If you can feel real fears then
I’m gonna leave you shivering.

[Chorus:]
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
Into a real boy, the big reveal boy
Gonna make you feel boy, just like a real boy
(Just like a real boy)

[Verse 2:]
Who’s the one who turned you will to winter, winter
Who’s the boy beneath the doll that wants to live
I can give you life with just a single whisper
Show you what the meaning of a heartbeat is.

[Pre-Chorus:]
If you can cry real tears then
You’re gonna cry them all for me
If you can feel real fears then
I’m gonna leave you shivering.

[Chorus:]
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
Into a real boy, the big reveal boy
Gonna make you feel boy, just like a real boy
(Just like a real boy)

[Interlude: Spoken]
You have chosen to seek professional assistance
In understanding the art of human love.

Step 1: Engage your partner a series of increasingly intimate questions. Then, answer the same questions, openly and truthfully.

Step 2: Wait until an appropriate level of personal rapport has been achieved before participating in skin-on-skin contact.

Step 3: Remain emotionally present during intercourse, periodically gazing into one another’s eyes until the final moment of physical intimacy.

[Pre-Chorus:]
If you can cry real tears then
You’re gonna cry them all for me
If you can feel real fears then
I’m gonna leave you shivering.

[Chorus:]
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
I’m gonna make you, I’m gonna make you
I’m gonna make you, la la la la la
Into a real boy, the big reveal boy
Gonna make you feel boy, just like a real boy
(Just like a real boy, just like a real boy...)

[Outro: Spoken]
Step 4: Once both parties have reached climax
Continue to hold each other in a close embrace.

Step 5: When the evening is complete, do not exit the building
I repeat, do NOT exit the building until the morning sun has risen.