Real Friends

You're my sidekick
You're my alibi
You're my right hand man.

I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best laid plan.

When the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know.

Would you still be my friend
if I made out with your mother
Would you still be my friend
if I beat up your brother
'Cause i'd still be friends with you.

That's what real friends do.

(SOLO)

You're my defence
You're my samurai
You're the man, you're the man.

There's no secrets
There's no need to lie
Words are not enough to best describe us.

But when the shit hits the fan
Could I make you understand
I don't know.

Would you still be my friend
if I broke into your house
pissed in your shoes and relieved
you off your eyebrows
I'd still be friends with you.

'Cause that's what real friends do.

These scenarios have all been
hypothetical so far
Bad news is I think I brought your
girlfriend to the brink
While you were sleeping after
drinking in the backseat of tour car
I will still be your friend no matter
what happens
I will still be your friend through the
good times and the bad ones
'Cause I'll always be there for you
'Cause that's wahat real friends do
'Cause that's wahat real friends do
'Cause that's wahat real friends do
'Cause that's wahat real friends do.