Reality Show

[Intro: T-Pain]
Whoooo~! Heeeey!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun (this is my reality show)
Oooooooh yeah (this is what you need~!) Shawtay
{*laughs*} yeah-yeah-yeah (shuwop, shuwop)
Here we go... Reality show baby, let's get it.

[T-Pain]
One dude, one lady
One sane, one crazy
Sound like a show to me
Big house, no babies
Big o' dog, but he lazy
Let's take it to BET, yeeaaaah
She will, he won't
She R&B, he funk
They pretty similar (they pretty much the same)
But still they're different and
They will split the rent cause, they in love
It's so clear to her, he got up and told her...

[Hook: T-Pain]
Let's make a reality show (shawty and show em' how much we in love)
Let's make a reality show (cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show (baby we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show (trials and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
Make a reality show.

[Musiq SoulChild]
(Hey, listen) you already know what it is
When it comes that soul music I gets it done
I'm bout it, just like I'm supposed to be (I can do it all night long, baby)
So don't you go, get it twisted (no)
Just listen
There's more to music than neo soul to me (yea)
(How bout you go) find some shorties and line em' up
It don't matter what they look like sign them up
She could be a fine piece or fine as fuck
It don't really matter to me
Give me a ghetto hip-hop girl, skinny funk, rock girl, fat girl
Can't forget the "make her booty clap" girl
Senoritas please, white or japanese
And let's see who's going home with me.

[Hook: T-Pain] + (Musiq)
Let's make a reality show (shawty, what you think about it?)
Let's make a reality show (you know people gonna talk, no doubt)
Let's make a reality show (I can hear em' now all across the world)
Let's make a reality show (so through trial and tribulations, thick and thin, they gone know that your my girl)
Make a reality show.

[Raheem DeVaughn]
It's so many ladies that I can't loose
Like her right there in those stelleto shoes
And shorty showin off her legs for me (and I feel like)
Mr. Baskin Robins (they all look like)
Good as 31 flavors (and I feel like)
Oh shit, like Huge Hefner on TV (oh-ohhhhhhh)
Now who I'm gone pick from all of the above
One's from the church, one loves the club
Musiq and pain please help me judge
Cause I'm bout to go out of my mind
All of these woman so fine
I wish to be, wanna be mine
They fightin' for the camera time on the final episode (yea)

[Hook: T-Pain] + (Raheem)
Let's make a reality show (show them, to show how much we in love, yeah)
Let's make a reality show (cause I want the world to know about us)
Let's make a reality show (baby, we ain't got nothin' to lose)
Let's make a reality show (trial and tribulations, thick and thin, baby let's go)
Make a reality show.

[Jay Lyriq]
A go getta - that's what they call me
Do be mad at him that's why they call it (hello)
They want a little taste of me (that's why they got me going around)
You gotta admit, I ain't slippin' (I ain't slippin')
Anything you want, stop trippin' (stop trippin)
Last night was you and me, ohhhhhh
So each and every night we gon' switch it up
And you ain't gotta worry I'm a wrap it up
A man gon' be a man (a man gon' be a man, gon' be a man)
But I ain't gone fall in love with them
Just have a little fun with them
And if I do... then you can chose and that's the one who loose.

[Hook: T-Pain] + (Jay)
Let's make a reality show (shawty, to keep everybody watchin')
Let's make a reality show (I wanna hear what they say about us)
Let's make a reality show (we know they gon' give a part two)
Let's make a reality show (cause we ain't scared to do what other people do in the open)
Make a reality show.