Remember?

Remember?
Remember?
The old deserted beach that we walked
Remember?

Remember?
The cafe in the park where we talked
Remember?
Remember?

The tenor on the boat that we chartered
Belching "The Bartered Bride"
Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we cried!
Ah, how you promised, and ah, how I lied

That dilapidated in
Remember, darling?
The proprietess's grin
Also her glare
Yellow gingham on the bed
Remember, darling?
And the canopy in red
Needing repair.

I think you were there
The local village dance on the green
Remember?
Remember?
The lady with the large tambourine
Remember?

The one who played the harp in her boa
Thought she was so adept
Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we wept!
Ah, how we polka'd.

And ah, how we slept!
How we kissed and how we clung
Remember, darling?
We were foolish, we were young
More than we knew.

Yellow gingham on the bed
Remember, darling?
And the canopy in red.

Or was it blue?
The funny little games that we played
Remember?
Remember?
The unexpected knock of the maid
Remember?

Remember?
The wine that made us both rather merry
And oh so very frank
Ah, how we laughed! Ah, how we drank!
You acquiesced
And the rest
Is a blank
What we did with your perfume
Remember, darling?

The condition of the room
When we were through
Our inventions were unique
Remember, darling?
I was limping for a week
You caught the flu
I'm sure it was...you.