Riff Off: Thong Song; Shake Your Booty; Low; Bootylicious; Baby Got Back; Live Like You Were Dying; Before He Cheats; A Thousand Miles; We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together; What's Love Got To Do With It

[Das Sound Machine]
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long (all night long)
Let me see that thong.

I like it when the beat goes
Baby make your booty go
Girl I know you wanna show
That thong, th-th-th-thong.

[Tone Hangers]
Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty
How
Shake, shake, shake
Shake, shake, shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty.

[The Barden Bellas]
Shawty had that apple bottom jeans
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

[Green Bay Packers]
TJ, can you handle this?
David, can you handle this?
Clay, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
I don't think you're ready for this cause my body's too bootylicious for you, babe.

[The Treblemakers]
I like big butts and I cannot lie
(no lie)
You other brothers can't deny
(I won't)
When a girl walks in
With her itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull out your tongue
You know what matters
Courtship and chivalry
I'll take you to a nice hot meal and I'll tip the waiter.

[Tone Hangers]
I went skydiving
I went rocky mountain climbing
I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu
And I loved deeper
And I spoke sweeter.

[The Barden Bellas]
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

[Das Sound Machine]
Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm homebound.

[The Barden Bellas]
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
We are never, ever, ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends
Talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back together

[Tone Hangers]
Oh, what's love got to do, got to do with it
What's love but a second hand emotion
What's love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken.

[Das Sound Machine]
This is how we do it
I'm kinda buzzed and it's all because
This is how we do it
South Central does it like nobody does
This is how we do it
To all my neighbors you got much flavor
This is how we do it.

[The Barden Bellas]
Girls you know you'd better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing.

[Das Sound Machine]
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is poison.

[The Barden Bellas]
Here we go yo, here we go yo
So what's, so what's the scenario
Here we go yo, here we go yo
So what's, so what's the scenario
Here we go.

[Das Sound Machine]
Insane in the membrane (insane in the brain)
Insane in the membrane (insane in the brain).

[The Barden Bellas]
I got all I need when I got you and I
I look around me, and see sweet life
I'm stuck in the dark but you're my flashlight
You're getting me
Getting me through the night.