Right Hand Man

If you ever got in trouble
I would be there on the double
Just to bail you out.

If there's anything you lack
You know I've always got your back
Thats what its all about.

Think of me as your sidekick
Helping you whenever I can
I'm more than just a woman, baby
When the pressure's coming baby
Let me be your right hand man.

(But your not a man, I'm the man)
UGH, your not hearing me.

If you're ever in a pickle
You can call for me and quick'll
Be how fast I run.

(I'm not in a pickle)

You and me should be a team
For any dream or any scheme
That's how it should be done.

Sure I could stay in the background
Just smiling every now and again
But just to be a pretty lady
That would be a pity baby
Let me be your right hand man.

(You should listen to her, she's usually right)
(Eat your cabbage)
(Okay)

I am stronger than you think
Don't be thinking I ain't tough
I am where you oughta go
When the goings getting rough.

So when things are going badly
(But they're not)
(They kinda are)
(No things are fine)
But if they weren't
(it's okay)
Love (what) UGHHH
(What?)
Quit trying to protect me
(Can we change the subject, please?)

Not until I know that.

If you're ever in a fix
And its a fix you need to nix
Then I'm your go to guy
(You're not a guy)
Don't be so literal.

And don't forget I'm not a shrinking violet
A solid rock am I
So don't be thinking I'll crumble
When the you know what hits the fan.

There's no problem thats to big
When your married thats the gig
So don't be a sexist pig.

Is it asking to much of you
It's only cuz I love you
Let me be your right
In fact I'll show you that I'm right.

(What are you doing now?)
I'm going to get you boys some meat.

Baby I'm your right
Don't put up a fight
I can be your right
Starting here tonight
Let me be your
RIght....Hand....Man.

Let me be your right hand man.