Row Row Row

[Verse 1:]
Who wants to swim, swim, swim in the open seven seas
Will be killed and devoured by sharks
So my swim, swim, swimmingzone is only caribbean
Where the sharks are hanging drunk in bars.

[Chorus:]
Who wants to row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Is a fool and a lousy jack
I want to roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
With a mast and a sail on deck.

[Verse 2:]
Who wants to fight and fight with a grimmy grizzly bear
Will soon be knocked out by a paw
So I only fight with an ocean far below
Where no grizzly bear is near to fear.

[Chorus]

[Bridge 1:]
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I'm a lazy slug who lifes at suck
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo.

[Bridge 2:]
Wheyoo, my friend, wheyhoo
One life and countless goals
I am badly dumb so I toss the rum
With a yarr and a keen, wheyhoo..

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3:]
Who wants to play, play, play Johnny Bach and Mendelson
Has to practice all day long
Was gonna slay, slay, slay all the instruments I own
But instead I wrote this crappy song.

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4:]
Who wants to live, live, live, live a life that's long 'n old
Has to quit the smoke and the drink
But my li- li- liver's seeming not at all amused
And is crying for the next absinthe.

[Bridge 1]

[Bridge 2]

[Reprise]
Row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
Row, row, row on a tiny little boat
Roam, roam, roam on a floaty mighty oak
With a mast and a sail on deck.

[Bridge 1]

[Bridge 2]